Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
*starts typing text post*
*realizes nobody cares*
*stops typing text post*
if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
Take those headphones off right now!