"Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine."

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)


johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to


Track Title: Hooked On A Feeling

Artist: Blue Swede

Album: Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol. 1

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

image


Here comes the thunder


readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".


gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*


drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell


wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim

image


  • me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
  • me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory


asapscience:

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

OH

asapscience:

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

OH




novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.


Take those headphones off right now!